Retired Dispatcher T-Shirt - Funny Dispatcher Gift, Retirement Shirt
Retired Dispatcher T-Shirt - Funny Dispatcher Gift, Retirement Shirt
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They’ve heard it all, handled it all, and now they finally get to sit back and laugh about it — loudly and proudly. This Retired Dispatcher T-Shirt is the perfect blend of humor, pride, and well-earned peace and quiet (well... maybe).
Crafted for comfort and made to spark conversations, this shirt makes a great gift for any former 911 dispatcher who’s traded their headset for hammocks, hobbies, and hot coffee — uninterrupted.
Product features
- Without side seams for reduced fabric waste and added style
- Ribbed neckline for shape retention and elasticity
- Shoulder tape for stability and durability
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, soft feel
- Ethically produced with US cotton and certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions
- Do not dry clean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
